Come one and come all, do gather round.
Sit and admire these jars I have found.
Within these jam jars is marvelous treasure,
Collecting them all gives me great pleasure.
I’m Sneeze Catcher Emma, I’m proud to declare!
And in these glass jars swirls more than just air.
I’ve sneezes galore from the great and the small.
I’ve samples of sneezes from teeny to tall.
My range of grand sneezes none can surpass.
This wall full of sneezes is simply world class!
Many a sneeze comes from flowers and molds
while others are gathered from chills and slight colds.
I’m Sneeze Catcher Emma, I’m proud to declare!
And all of these sneeze jars I treat with great care.
This jar is my prize from far London-town
where I snatched a sneeze direct from the Crown.
And in this blue jar is a sneeze of success:
a frozen, quaint sneeze from a Swedish princess.
Some are exotic, peculiar and rare
like that of the big, purple Amazon bear.
A trip in Tunisia brought many a sneeza.
My silliest come from a tower in Pisa.
I’m Sneeze Catcher Emma, I’m proud to declare!
And the sounds of my sneezes I’m willing to share.
Some sneezes are boisterous, electric and loud
and sound like a clash from a gray thunder cloud.
A few are quite quick and come in a spurt;
these are the kind which make my ears hurt.
My favorite is one which sounds like a bark.
You’d be surprised - it’s the sneeze of a shark.
Bottled in here is the biggest sneeze heard,
straight from the beak of a small Humming Bird.
I’m Sneeze Catcher Emma, I’m proud to declare!
And some of my sneezes will certainly scare.
A sneeze from a pirate rattles me bones
and shivers the timbers of old Davy Jones.
The sea jelly fish can sneeze in a snap.
Don’t open the jar or you’ll get a zap!
The sneeze from a witch is more like a cackle.
It starts with a sniff and ends in a crackle.
Of all of my jars which frighten the most
Is one I have here, filled by a ghost.
I’m Sneeze Catcher Emma, I’m proud to declare!
I’m missing a sneeze, of which I’m aware.
It’s really quite simple, what I will ask.
May you perform a small, little task?
Peer into this jam jar, if you would please.
Take a deep breath…
Ready, set, sneeze!